Downside Up

What!
What is it that just can't wait
For a few more sec?
I was about to peg the problem
That plagued mankind for ages,
All within my head.

But no, you have to have my opinion
Right now or as if the world would break
And get sucked into a blackhole
Like half of that chocolate cake 
Your fat friend ate after dinner
Without any regret.

What! What is it so great?
That all the satellites in the sky
Leaving their current task behind
Must instantly realign to this threat.
Is it some catastrophe CNN just reported
or another cute cat that you found on the net?

No I DO want to know, what is it?